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12:20 am: It's like a Marx Brothers movie, but with way more blood!
Howdy Folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men. See the Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha ha! It just tastes so damn good!


Yes, boys and ghouls, it's the much anticipated return of Otis B. Driftwood, Captain Spaulding and the Firefly family! WHOO HOO!

Yeah, well saddle up the mule, ma. Slide me some grits, I's got to get me some edu-cation, uh hu hu hu.

Current Mood: bouncybouncy
Current Music: Nick Cave: Up Jumped the Devil


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Date:April 1st, 2005 06:08 am (UTC)
Aw man...I disliked House of 1000 Corpses. It was like 2 hours I couldn't get back.
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Date:April 1st, 2005 06:46 am (UTC)
House was a hit or miss with some people. It was a bit long and tedious and it had a distinct Texas Chainsaw Massacre feel to it, so there was nothing really 'new' about it. The film certainly did not live up to the controversy that surrounded it. I really liked Capt. Spaulding though; he was killin' me through the whole thing. Plus, Bill Moseley has always been one of my favorites, so I gotta support my man! ;-) (I still prefer Chop Top to Otis, but I suppose I have to take what I can get).
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