*giggle* Have you seen the pic I took of Lloyd Kaufman with my monkey stuffed in his fly? (Speaking of B-movies) Also I got myself a little cache of some nice old school Hammer films to watch. I'm waiting for the right night. I have Fangs of the Living Dead, The She-beast, They Came From Beyond Space, and Count Dracula and his Vampire Brides. Actually They Came from Beyond Space isn't Hammer, but I'm pretty sure the Dracula one is. It has Christopher Lee, and Peter Cushing. (Ain't it great they both made it into Star Wars?)
I think my favorate line from the back blurb comes from Fangs of the Living Dead. "Silvia meets with her uncle and his friendsthat include a bevy of beautiful women who she suspects are vampires, witches, or other nefarious creatures." Hee...I love lines that include words like "bevy" and "nefarious".
I must have missed the Kaufman pic--but I'd love to see it! LLoyd Kaufman and his monkey-winky--that's one to preserve for posterity.
You should check out Confessions of a Psycho Cat--it just slays me--hunting men for sport...I love it. It also has the added bevy of beautiful women--quite literally added too--the filmmakers go back and add totally unrelated sexploitation scenes throughout the movie. A guy is being used for target practice; then, cue bad porn music--it's time for a make-out party and freebasing. It's hysterical.
The pose is the best.
I LOVE it!!! I always find pensive gentlemen with a monkey in their pants appealing...
YOu should have been there the night me and Doug Bradley and Gunnar Hansen were getting drunk in the bar off Rolling Rock beer with no in Vera gear no less!!!!
Ok - Christopher Lee - Best Bond villian and Dracula ever - much better than the pussy faggy goth boy vamps of today!
Christopher Lee is very sinister. He has a very commanding voice too--not quite enough to give James Earl Jones a run for his money, but close.
I don't think Dracula would be caught dead (pardon the pun) wearing faggy goth-boy clothing. Ruffles just aren't that threatening; even if they are black. Nor would Dracula go for eyeliner overkill unless he was courting disaster with Tammy Faye...and heaven help us, we don't wish for her immortality. *shudder*
Lee had it down; stone-cold, glaring eyes and menacing disposition. He was Dracula. (Lugosi was good too--in that fifties camp sorta way).
Yeah, now most vampires you see look like Chris Kattan from that SNL Goth Channel skit!
The entire goth subculture looks like that too ;-) ('Let's express our individuality through total conformity!')
Am I gonna get slammed for that one?! ;-)
The punk subculture had variety and style...oh how I miss those days.
Yeah the old - Lets be different...together ideal!
As far as being slammed teh worst thing a goth can do to you is write bad poetry about you and be even more miserable and morbid?!?
Hell, guys who wear frilly lace crovats should be butt-fucked by angry goats. Only Austin Powers can get away with that!!!
For all PALE EMPRESSES AND LESTAT WANNABES:
Are your tragic, tear-stained musings not as dark and bleak as they used to be? Are you not able to emote angst, apathy, and despair quite as well as you once were? Is your posturing not as maudlin and melancholy as you would like? Did your white face paint turn a bitter shade of gray?
If you answered 'YES' to any of these questions, then HOLD ON TO YOUR RAZOR BLADES and postpone your blood-letting for a solitary moment in time so you may read what we have to offer!
YOU, yes, YOU can compose your very own morose poetry by using the GOTH-O-MATIC Poetry Generator 2000!
Let that ivory goddess or dark prince know just how you feel inside! Don't suffer your limited days in silence as if that were at all possible! Generate countless darkly gothic poems in the comfort of your own gloomy sanctuary! Defend your existence in thirty seconds or less! Express your feelings of emptiness and isolation to friends and loved ones or anyone who will listen! Save money on black eyeliner!
Don't hesitate! Share your misery with others! Try the GOTH-O-MATIC Poetry Generator 2000 today!
Ahem...I wasn't joking! This is TOO funny:
What scares me most is there are undoubtedly some serious goths who use it...
My ribs hurt!!!!
Just your ribs? I was hoping to make you pee your pants.
Anyway, I aim to please. :-) And, as always, it's funny because it's true!
Thats just so sad...and well, I did feel a slight bit o' steamy hot moisture cascade down my leg - OH WAIT! Thats wasn't pee :-O
Just a little excited is all
So, is it just me or is laughing at the expense of others great fun?
Shove a few 'wee-wee pads' down your britches. That should help absorb the umm...moisture. :-)
Lucky I was wearing a condom just for said purpose =P
Bet that baby's going right up on eBay, isn't it? C'mon, you have legions of con-fans who will shell out big bucks for that stuff.
Very disturbing image that is...but it is the black one so when it is on it looks like Vader complete with helmet and well - I just keep the cape on for effect.
Capes are sexy.