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06:55 pm: A new joke from Dad...
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for
several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One
day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by
him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been
with me all through the bad times.When I got fired, you were there to
support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot,
you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When
my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know what?"
"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with
warmth. " I think you're bad luck, get the heck away from me ."

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From:teague
Date:July 31st, 2005 11:09 pm (UTC)
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*falls over in a fit of giggles*
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From:tripartite
Date:August 1st, 2005 01:27 am (UTC)
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Too bad it took him so long to figure it out!
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From:missautopsy
Date:August 1st, 2005 02:11 am (UTC)
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Amen and Hallelujah Brother!
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From:tripartite
Date:August 1st, 2005 02:17 am (UTC)
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You ain't just whistling Dixie.
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From:walkinlikecain
Date:August 1st, 2005 06:40 am (UTC)
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LOL!!!
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From:belzarak
Date:August 2nd, 2005 05:08 am (UTC)
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Your dad always did have a great sense of humor. I'm glad to see that some things stay the same now matter how much time passes.

-Belz

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