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06:31 pm: "The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an
Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's
political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production,
destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a
sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Damn, it just
doesn't get more accurate than that."

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