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11:28 pm: Compliments of Dad...
A woman gets on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver says:
"That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

Furious, the woman slammed her money into the fare box and
took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and
asked her what was wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said: "Why, he's a public servant and
shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give
him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea" the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

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From:davidmcd
Date:July 4th, 2005 05:31 pm (UTC)

ba-ba, ba-ba......... ba-ba, ba-ba....

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...ummm...I was nice and sedated

Thanks... now I've got The Ramones in my head.
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From:missautopsy
Date:July 5th, 2005 09:23 pm (UTC)

Re: ba-ba, ba-ba......... ba-ba, ba-ba....

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Ahhh...let me introduce to the Sisters version...a nice medley of Sugar Baby Love followed by I Wanna Be Sedated...very yummy indeed.
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