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11:28 pm: Compliments of Dad...
A woman gets on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver says:
"That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

Furious, the woman slammed her money into the fare box and
took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and
asked her what was wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said: "Why, he's a public servant and
shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give
him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea" the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."


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Date:July 2nd, 2005 07:17 am (UTC)

Oh - tried to call you tonight...and I was out of it when you called earlier...I hate this schedule...
[User Picture]
Date:July 3rd, 2005 03:22 am (UTC)
I saw where I missed your call on the cell--it's set to vibrate (oooooooh) and it was in my bag at the time (sigh), so I missed it completely! I promise I'll call you sometimes Sunday evening, Or you can call me if you're working and that's more convenient; I should be around all evening.

I've not been feeling too well the last few days--I was probably sacked out big time when you called because I don't remember the phone ringing...I was taking a lot of migraine medicine yesterday and Benedryl...ummm...I was nice and sedated.
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Date:July 4th, 2005 05:31 pm (UTC)

ba-ba, ba-ba......... ba-ba, ba-ba....

...ummm...I was nice and sedated

Thanks... now I've got The Ramones in my head.
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Date:July 5th, 2005 09:23 pm (UTC)

Re: ba-ba, ba-ba......... ba-ba, ba-ba....

Ahhh...let me introduce to the Sisters version...a nice medley of Sugar Baby Love followed by I Wanna Be Sedated...very yummy indeed.
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