Your version is more realistic, mine is much more funny.
Can't you just picture me swatting zombies with a flyswatter? Bet there would be lots of oozing and throbbing. You should definitely hide behind walkinlikecain and his twelve gauge, although my gonzo approach may just be crazy enough to work!
Absolutely. Oozing and throbbing? That sounds fairly sexual and vaguely kinky. I'm in! Hide behind him? I think not. I'm not sure I could lob explosives effectively around him. If it didn't work I'm sure our blood and guts methods would.