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08:56 pm: So, I was wrong...
I do not have a Sumatran Rat Monkey living in my attic. It's just a squirrel. But, it is an evil squirrel. He's a very active squirrel as well. He's building what has to be a squirrel-sized fortress in the attic. And, he runs scampering across the length of the attic each morning either excercising or on some drug-induced trip. Regardless, sleeping in is not within the realm of possibility during the daylight hours, at least not easily...

Now, I just have to figure out how to convince the squirrel that he needs to move into the neighbor's attic.

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From:tripartite
Date:December 11th, 2005 04:18 am (UTC)
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I just have to figure out how to convince the squirrel that he needs to move into the neighbor's attic.

Find out what squirrels don't like and put it in the attic. ;)
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From:teague
Date:December 11th, 2005 04:19 am (UTC)
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Squirrels don't like Sumatran Rat Monkeys!
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From:missautopsy
Date:December 12th, 2005 03:24 am (UTC)
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Those little rat monkeys may rape the squirrels and form a new breed of evil. Umm...as long as I can train them to be my loyal minions then there may not be a problem. We just have to get the sleeping schedules straightened out.
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From:teague
Date:December 12th, 2005 08:04 am (UTC)
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Maybe not a Sumatran Rat Monkey then. Maybe you need to hire an Evil Marmoset
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From:missautopsy
Date:December 13th, 2005 04:06 am (UTC)
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Oooooooooh. Me wants one...my precious...I'd love him and squeeze him and call him Bruce.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 13th, 2005 04:12 am (UTC)
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hehe...Bruce. Would that make him evil, and gay? Then he wouldn't breed with the squirrel no matter what!
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From:teague
Date:December 13th, 2005 04:13 am (UTC)
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Nerf...that last was from me. Forgot to log back in
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From:teague
Date:December 12th, 2005 08:03 am (UTC)

I was editing this. hehe

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Wow, it's amazing to hear you have such an evil squirrel. Perhaps the squirrel is involved in Martial Arts. Or worse, the squirrel practices Dark Arts. He may even be a Sith squirrel. Truely an evil squirrel, who's identity may be revealed to be Micheal Jackson
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