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12:42 am: I love you, you love me...anorexia is not for me...
I ask you...how...does one make the transformation? Heroin? His twin brother Skippy? Mail order Ethiopian bride? C'mon people, I want answers!



The Machinist:
Machinist
Machinist
Machinist

versus

Batman:
Batman
Batman
Batman
Batman


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From:brujah
Date:August 14th, 2005 05:46 am (UTC)
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My answer: Pizza, coke, and a bible. But since I was stoned in the late 80's and heard someone ask their Mother for that, it's sort of been my answer to everything.

Pizza, coke, and a bible.

Oh yeah:

*drewl*

BATMAN!!

*drewls more*
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From:missautopsy
Date:August 14th, 2005 04:36 pm (UTC)
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May I offer this one for your viewing pleasure?

yummy yummy yummy


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From:brujah
Date:August 14th, 2005 04:37 pm (UTC)
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*faintsfuckindead*
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From:missautopsy
Date:August 14th, 2005 04:42 pm (UTC)
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Umm...I'll bring the quarters to bounce off his yummy tummy. I don't think he's wearing anything where we can tuck dollar bills...
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From:missautopsy
Date:August 14th, 2005 04:44 pm (UTC)
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Of course that's not saying we still can't 'tuck' dollar bills...
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From:walkinlikecain
Date:August 14th, 2005 05:49 am (UTC)
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Didn't know they were making Schindler's List II he'll be a dead ringer for the lead - and I guess one of the Olsen's twins can be the love interest.
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From:missautopsy
Date:August 14th, 2005 04:41 pm (UTC)
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Tell me about it...hey...now here's a thought for a reality show...Celebrity Concentration Camp! (Just imagine getting to vote for the ones you'd send to the oven!) Unfortunately, if some producer read my journal, we'd probably be seeing this show next month...

By the way, did you see this from hdiandrew
http://www.walken2008.com/index.html
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From:walkinlikecain
Date:August 14th, 2005 08:54 pm (UTC)
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My little wide eyed Doe - have some champagne.
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From:missautopsy
Date:August 14th, 2005 10:53 pm (UTC)
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Yes, that phrase kept going through my head over and over as I read the web page.

Instead of addressing the country as 'My fellow Americans...' it would *have to be 'My little wide-eyed doe...or deer? Or heck, he could even get away with 'You bastads'. I don't think anyone would argue too much with President Walken. ;-)
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From:walkinlikecain
Date:August 14th, 2005 08:58 pm (UTC)
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Oh and yeah - there are several celebs I'd like to see roasting...
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From:missautopsy
Date:August 14th, 2005 10:54 pm (UTC)
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I feel a top ten list coming on! C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!!
Somehow, I have a feeling our lists will cross paths...
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From:tripartite
Date:August 14th, 2005 05:31 pm (UTC)
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It's called "airbrushing".
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From:missautopsy
Date:August 14th, 2005 10:50 pm (UTC)
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I think it's everything but airbrushing in the first selection of photos at least structure wise...that's learned solely from the Kate Moss School of Super Modeling...
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From:tripartite
Date:August 15th, 2005 02:36 am (UTC)
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Is that like the Kate Moss School of Bulemia?
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