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04:42 pm: Okay...so my Dad sent me this...(he knows me so well)
WIDDLE WABBIT WOVER
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks " Excuthe me.
Do you have any widdle wabbits ? " As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he
gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and he asks " Do
you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and futhy bwack wabbit or,
maybe, one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there ? She, in
turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,leans
forward and whispers .
" I don't fink my pet pyfon weally gives a pfhit! "

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From:teague
Date:April 25th, 2005 09:04 pm (UTC)
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ROTFLMAO! Oh my god!
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From:tripartite
Date:April 26th, 2005 03:56 am (UTC)
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That is terrible. I like it! :)
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